How to Choose
Me: "The package gives us options. Do you want to make ultra-vibrant colored eggs; regular colored eggs; or pastel eggs?"
James: "What's the difference?"
Me: "You use vinegar for the bright eggs, lemon juice for the medium ones, and water for the pastels."
James: "Which do you want?"
Me: "I don't care. Do you have a preference?"
James: "...I like the smell of vinegar."