Thanksgiving Table Talk
Me: How do you forgive a toupee?
Mom: So your brother finally told me that he got another tattoo. Did you know about this?
Me: Wow this stuffing is good! Can I have some more?
9-year-old to adult, while asking the adult quiz-game questions:
These quiz questions are for 10- and 11-year-olds. How old are you
Oh my gosh! What is with Europe? [after a question about geography]